Presidential Dutys

As president I swear and promise to FUCK the U.S. up more then it is now (if humanly possible). I'm gonna have auditions to get an audition to become an intern. These auditions will consist of 3 things. First a weight test you fail that shit you'll be out on your ass faster than you can get the last twinky out of the box. Next a wardrobe test, if I have to look at you every day your ass better be walking around wit your titties hangin out. The next test is the most important, you gotta blow me, & depending on how fast I bust a nut and your technique will decide whether your in or out.

Secondly, I dont give a fuck whats going on in other parts of the world, I'm gonna focus all my war time on world domination, fuck all those old crusty bitches running the other countries, what they need to do is learn how to wash they own ass before they try to run a country, I'ma wait til a war breaks out in the middle of the country between each other, then I'm gonna move in sly as shit and bum rush those bitches right out of their country. I'll just keep afew Japs around to fix my t.v.'s and shit when they break and cook me some damn food too. All that world domination shit makes my ass hungry.

I'm gonna have the bomb army, I'm gonna have ruthless bitches on the frontline of my army im gonna recruit the whole postal service, those fuckers are snapping daily. Then I'm gonna pick up some crazy ass ax murderers from jail. It'll be all good. I wonder if being the president has the same effect on supermodels as it does on chubby interns shit, ya never know!

Well all I got to say is when I become president it's gonna be the shit! I'm gonna be getting knob jobs all fuckin day, then at night im gonna throw keg partys in the god damn White House, and instead of us playing video games, I'll just blow shit up in other countries and we'll watch those bitches run on my brand spankin new 62" wide screen big ass t.v. from a mutha fuckin satellite, thats shit, and ain't shit gonna change......CHECK NUTS Mutha Fahcko